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Strange days
Do you have those days where you end up just doing laps of the house? I’m having one of those days. It’s like I woke up and forgot what I do all day. And I’m woefully underemployed, so sometimes I do...
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Call me a rude name
Tonight, ManFriend and I are seeing the fabulously deep-voiced Graveyard Train: I’m not sure they’d like being called fabulous. It doesn’t sound hairy enough. And last week we saw Mikelangelo and the...
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I’m putting it in writing
I just went to the gym for the first time in ages. It was so boring. So just then I decided that this year I’m going to try out for roller derby. Not like last year where in the late hours of NYE,...
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My thighs! My thighs!
A few months ago I said I was going to try out for roller derby. I hadn’t skated since primary school – apart from a few times in the hall at boarding school in year 8 – so I made a plan. It was an...
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I am a girl
I get why women say that roller derby changed their life. I tried out for the Inner West Roller Derby League last year because I couldn’t bear the gym being my only physical activity. My desk is just...
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Proof that roller derby is better than other sports
Right now, I am the strongest I’ve ever been. I admire my biceps. I marvel at my muscular thighs. We had to put the Elvis mirror up higher in the kitchen because I was constantly checking out my derby...
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